i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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