Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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