At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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