He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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