i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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