how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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