I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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