If that was your dad, he is hot
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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