I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you have to choose: penises or morals?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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