Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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