Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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