Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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