Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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