no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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