you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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