i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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