I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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