I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I party with great urgency now.
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