hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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