so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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