Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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