I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We are all done wearing pants today
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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