Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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