like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i used baking grease as lip gloss
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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