We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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