I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
