Dual....:-)
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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