the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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