Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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