There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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