I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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