so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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