Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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