dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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