Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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