so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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