Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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