Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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