Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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