This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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