butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I just gift wrapped bread.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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