ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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