I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
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