Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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