I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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