can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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