party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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