As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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