we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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