so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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