just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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