the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
