Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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