Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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