dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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